Attempting to Start Blogging

Okay. I have no idea how this blogging works, but we'll just take it one step at a time. ALRIGHTY!!! So. This is my first blogging post. Basically, I'll just let you know a bit about myself and... yeah. We can go off from there. Okay. So the first thing about me is that I am an actor. Shocking, I know. If you hadn't established this from the title and/or "About Me" section, you are pretty much a dumbass. Anyway. Yeah. An actor. I do not have an agent, so I am pretty much a loser according to entertainment standards. HOWEVER, I was capable of getting into a "prestigious" acting college somewhere in the continental United States. I cannot tell you which school that would be since one of you could come into one of my classrooms and murder me with something blunt or sharp or unpleasant.

This is what I look like:

I know, I know. I'm the most gorgeous thing you have ever seen. But please, refrain from pulling out your unpleasantries, for there are children about. This photo is actually fairly old and I have aged quite gracefully from an awkward 17-year-old virgin into an 18-year-old stud. You can define stud however you want, but all that matters to me is that I am beautiful in my own eyes. Or handsome. Beautiful just sounds extremely inappropriate coming from my mouth. Or hands. Whichever. I also like the word manly.

I can be sexy too:

Mmmmmmm! Yummy... This was actually taken when I was even younger than the above photo... I think I was... sixteen? Yeah. Someone said I look like Edward Cullen from Twilight. I really wanted to hit them for that...

I currently have a 4.0 in college. It is an acting college, so it isn't that impressive if you think about it hard enough. Still, this school kicks my ass. You cannot guess how often I have wanted to quit school and pursue my dreams outside of spending a fortune on training and food. But hey, it's an investment.

I am also a writer. I have written three plays, NONE of which are published, so (again), loser... None of them  have been performed either, but it could happen sometimes later. You never know. I might just get lucky.

I LOVE ZOMBIES. That might come up very occasionally, so you have been warned.

So, I think that is all that you need to know about me. My barrage of stories will begin sometime tomorrow because it is very late and I still need to shower. I am also very blunt and will pretty much publish whatever is coming out of my stream of consciousness. Anyway, I need to shower. So I will leave my... 0 followers to contemplate why I am currently talking to myself.

Peace and Blessings,
David