Saturday, December 10, 2011

Taking Creeper Photos of/with Strangers

Hello everybody!! Sorry for the month of not posting anything. School has been incredibly hectic with scenes and monologues to memorize. I got into one of the two productions that my school offers a semester, so I have to add those rehearsals into my busy schedule which means I will pretty much be dying from exhaustion for the next few weeks until my semester ends!

I see that someone from Canada read my post! Hello, Canadian!! I am fascinated that you say zed instead of z in the alphabet. Anyhow!! Two days ago was my friend's birthday. He turned nineteen and I wasn't home to hang out with him. Sad day. However, I will be able to see him in about a week when I am home for the holidays!! BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!! Also, my birthday is in about two weeks, so that is exciting. Pretty awesome really. My best friend's name is David as well and we are both born in December. Fucking rocks. Last year, he got me a flamingo Beany Baby!

HIS NAME IS PINKY!!! 
There is some emotional connection to said flamingos and Beany Babies. When I was younger, I had a flamingo B.B. and we were the best of friends. That was until my mom threw him away for some random circumstances. I was horrified when I could not find him and went to my mother to ask where he had gone. She replied with, "I don't know" (the lying woman!!!) and I walked away with a heartbreaking, "Oh... Okay..." while I cried silently. I was only four! WHAT THE FUCK!? My mom also decapitated my brother's binky that year... Anyway! He got me this in loving memory of Previous Pinky. Also, I like the color pink. Not those pansy-ass flowery pinks. Those colors are for men with self-esteem issues.

Enough about Pinky, I am going to share a wonderful story about my dear friends, Dayana, Lindsey, Mia, and Sergio. This is about our many adventures taking photos with random ass strangers and photo bombing while we were waiting to attend one of our school's productions. Please Note: We were unable to attend that night because they ran out of seating so we all went to Popeye's Chicken and I got yelled at by a hobo. Also, if you are homeless and you ask Sergio for chicken and you say "please", he will buy you chicken.

So, we were all in line to see the show and I realized that I had my camera and asked my friends if they wanted to play games with it. They said yes. First, we played, "Scream Loudly and Take Pictures of People Turning Around to See What the Noise Was":

This one was the best. 
We snapped the photo too early, but she looks like
the French Fry is telling her something very interesting...

Then we played, "Find People and Take a Picture With Them While They are Still Shocked You Asked Them to Take a Picture With Them". This is what we got:

This one was by far the best of them all!
Yes, Sergio is eating her hair... 
The girl in the red had no idea that Sergio and Lindsey
were behind her. She was legit for smiling though!
Finally, we just started taking photos of people without their knowledge. However, my camera shines this red light before taking a photo, so most people realized I was taking a photo and looked at me before the flash.

Kudos to Jon for smiling! 
The faces in this photo are just... too priceless to describe... Also! This lady had this on her jacket sleeve! I took this photo while she was distracted.


Unicorns are the shit.

- More absorbent than the regular brand.

David

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